unethical—rush:

Well, yes, I know they are sealed! I see them right there. I’m not blind, you know. {John opened the fridge again, letting the detective survey its contents himself.} But there isn’t anything else in here to use, and I am not using severed human pieces to make a meal. So that, Sherlock, is a problem.

{moves the bags to the back of the fridge} Then we should go shopping, I do have a few things that need to be picked up from the store, so I can use this time to do so while we food shop. We can even bring Wesley.

(Source: sociopathic--tendencies)

unethical—rush:

Save the world is a bit of an exaggeration, even for you. {Still, even after he lets out a frustrated complaint, he walks towards the kitchen and open the fridge.} Mhm, well, considering what you’ve decided to not trash, would you like a jar full of fingers or a package of toes. {And he shuts the fridge only to turn around sharply with a glare.} Both great choices, I’m sure.

{licks his lips and looks up from his phone} They are sealed. The germs are not going to get out unless it is broken. {moves up from his spot to the kitchen, standing behind the other} I fail to see why this is still a problem…

(Source: sociopathic--tendencies)

unethical—rush:

sociopathic—tendencies:

John, we should make some food.

#And by we #I mean you
…You’re completely capable of making your own meal, Sherlock, may I remind you?

I’m trying to save the world, John. I don’t have time to make my own food. {takes out iPod and sits down on the couch}

John, we should make some food.

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies:

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies:

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies replied to your post: //FUCK YOU DEAN AND ALEX!//

I told you to ask John, I did not say no.

AH NO! You said no and that John had been moody about the bats! THEREFORE! I am right.

That’s not what I remembered.

http://sociopathic—tendencies.tumblr.com/post/22953790120/we-should-get-a-badger-i-like-badgers

ALLOW ME TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY THEN! 

I was high when I said that.

MHM! Whatever you say. Regardless, Little Sir is here to stay!

{shrugs} 

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies:

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies replied to your post: //FUCK YOU DEAN AND ALEX!//

I told you to ask John, I did not say no.

AH NO! You said no and that John had been moody about the bats! THEREFORE! I am right.

That’s not what I remembered.

http://sociopathic—tendencies.tumblr.com/post/22953790120/we-should-get-a-badger-i-like-badgers

ALLOW ME TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY THEN! 

I was high when I said that.

wesleyandcompany:

sociopathic—tendencies replied to your post: //FUCK YOU DEAN AND ALEX!//

I told you to ask John, I did not say no.

AH NO! You said no and that John had been moody about the bats! THEREFORE! I am right.

That’s not what I remembered.

(Source: bakerrstreet)

Returned! 

unethical—rush:

I didn’t say you were, but a guilty conscience does have a way of coming through in speech. {But he knows Sherlock had made some sort of mistake with his ridiculous tests. Still, teasing the man for his actions didn’t seem like a bad idea. He deserved it regardless.}
Okay, that’s enough! Would you and your brother both keep your hands off my belongings? There’s a reason why I have my laptop and you have yours! {Quickly, John takes his laptop and slides it under his arm with a huff.} Won’t you ever learn how to respect another man’s property?

{Rolls his eyes with a huff and crosses his arms over his chest}

John, I’m not causes any harm to you computer, nor do I go look at your videos. Just… {sighs} My laptop is not with in reach and a few moments can make and break a case.

(Source: andrewsbafta)